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July 22, 2007

Back! (part 1)

Filed under: Life — digitalmuse @ 3:52 am

I’m back from my 14 day trip in China, and what a tiring two weeks it was!  Now that I’ve experienced what a tour is like, I don’t think I’ll be doing that again.  Waking up at the crack of dawn was too hard to do, especially on vacation time.  Each day, the tour moved us to new 5 star hotels, which were pretty elegant in itself, but their breakfasts beg to differ.  I’m all for chow mein and beef and broccoli, but eating those at 6am wasn’t exactly appetizing.  Stepping out into 80-100 degree weather with 90% humidity each day also left me feeling tired and clammy, even in the early morning.

That’s not to say that the trip was not fun though.  I thoroughly enjoyed visiting each of the historic tourist attractions we went to.  Our first day was spent climbing the Great Wall, which was an unforgettable experience.  I made it to the fourth tower before having to carefully climb back down, due to time constraints (I didn’t want to be left behind, seeing my tour bus off without me).  Those steps were huge though, with some reaching as high as my knee.  It was almost like climbing a mountain.  Most tourists stopped at the first tower, tired, sweaty, and panting.  I wish I could have gone higher up though.  I also visited a number of temples and palaces that started to look the same after a while, with the Chinese, gold plated rooftops and architecture.  We went to the Forbidden City (palace of the Ming dynasty), circle tower (which was a marvel of architecture, circular building built entirely without nails), Tenemen Square, and MANY souvenir locations including pearl factories, silk factories, tea factories, etc.

As our tour bus drove around each of these famous landmarks and cities, I was somewhat surprised to see most of China to retain its village like appearance.  I had already half-expected China to be less developed than the US, but still seeing it first hand led a helping hand in seeing the world for what it really is.  Even major cities like Beijing had men and women riding bikes, workers carrying bamboo sticks loaded with buckets,  street cleaners with ragged straw brooms ready to fall apart.  Chinese definitely care a lot more for its environment more than the US though.  The cities themselves were beautiful in its own elementary way, with a plethora of trees sprouting throughout the city, streets with not even one scrap of trash, and ALL (and I mean ALL!) restrooms with automatic faucets, hand dryers, and manly stalls.

(more to come)

(pictures to come in time)

July 5, 2007

Waiting to leave

Filed under: Life — digitalmuse @ 7:37 am

Currently it is 12:33 AM and I’m attempting to stay awake until I board my flight, which is at 11:16 AM, so that I may sleep for most of the plane ride.  Sayonara!  I mean….Zai jian!

How To Make A Lady Massage Me

Filed under: Life — digitalmuse @ 3:11 am

My family has been cleaning out a lot of junk that has piled up over the years, throughout our bookshelves, cabinets, closets, etc. My dad stumbled upon a short “book” I had written. Guessing by the handwriting, I’d say I wrote it when I was in second grade or so. I probably got the inspiration from my parents, because my dad always asked for massages. Here it is, unedited:

Welcome to the first book on: how to make a lady massage me.

Chapter 1

First step. Beg. Beg, cry, ask, and the ever popular, pout. We all know how it feels when a lady refuses to massage us. How would they feel if we told them “No!” Exactly! They would get mad! So, this is how you will get a lady to massage you.

Chapter 2

The first way to get a lady to massage you is to pay them. You pay them any price you want. Since women need and love money, they’ll have to accept the offer. They’ll massage you by squeezing and by rolling you. How do I know? I’ve tried it! I’ve tried every trick!

Chapter 3: (silent treatment means not talking)

The second way is to give them the silent treatment when she is asking you something. When she gets mad, tell her that you just want a massage and you will help her with her problems. You get the massage, she gets the help. (silent treatment is sold separately)

Chapter 4

The third way is to give them a present. Saying in return: “All I want is a massage.” She will massage you with love.

Chapter 5

The last way to make a lady massage you is to just ask politely. Explain all the work you have done and I’m sure she’ll understand.

Record

# of massages                                   Who massaged you

The end.

As my sister pointed out, my book was most likely a failure because I didn’t record any massages or anybody massaging me :(

July 4, 2007

China

Filed under: Life — digitalmuse @ 4:58 am

One more day until I fly off to China!  I’m totally stoked.  I’ll be taking pics like crazy.

July 1, 2007

Driving woes

Filed under: Life — digitalmuse @ 6:02 am

After getting familiar with driving around San Jose, I have come up with the following conclusions:

1.) San Jose is the new Irvine. There are cops at literally every street corner pulling over unsuspecting victims of speeding. I’m paranoid even driving over 40 mph now.

2.) Freeway congestion during commute hours in San Jose are even worse than LA. Either:

a) San Jose is now more populated than LA and/or

b) more people have jobs in San Jose than LA

3.) I will forever miss xiao long baos at Din Tai Fung :’(. Must go back to LA to satisfy cravings.

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